BeFore and aFteR!!!

Before marriage. .
"Darling here.. darling there...
"After marriage.
"Baling here... baling there..

"Before marriage. .
"U DIE,i'll die with u..
"After marriage.
"U die, up to u.

"Before marriage. .
"U go anywhere. . I follow u..
"After marriage. . .
"U go anywhere. . up to u.soo long married. . .U go anywhere better get lost!!

"Before wedding"
u are my heart, u are my love
"After wedding
"u get on my nerves..

"Before wedding
"u are sweet and kind just likeCinderella
"After wedding
"u are worse than godzila

"Before wedding
"Roses are red, violets are blue. Likeit or not, I'm stuck with u.
"After wedding
"Roses are dead, I am blue.U get on myhead, I will sue u.

"Before wedding
"Every dating he brings u to Shangri-La
After wedding
"U want to go, he says u 'wait-la'

"Before wedding
"She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
"Don't know whether katak or biawak.....HUHU......